[At least there's a light laugh behind his words as he says it; if he's noticed something amiss, it's not obvious.]
I mean, some of them can be trained, where I'm from - several of them are in the Royal Guards, actually, though none of them are very good at it and they're all a little on the dumb side. But mostly they're pests - obnoxious, annoying pests that are good for stealing your things and almost nothing else.
[...Tell us how you really feel, Mettaton.]
But I can see where some of the Pokémon are similar to the Royal Guards - loyal to a fault, doing their best, easily distracted by petting, and the sort that probably wouldn't like being stabbed very much. That sort of thing.
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[At least there's a light laugh behind his words as he says it; if he's noticed something amiss, it's not obvious.]
I mean, some of them can be trained, where I'm from - several of them are in the Royal Guards, actually, though none of them are very good at it and they're all a little on the dumb side. But mostly they're pests - obnoxious, annoying pests that are good for stealing your things and almost nothing else.
[...Tell us how you really feel, Mettaton.]
But I can see where some of the Pokémon are similar to the Royal Guards - loyal to a fault, doing their best, easily distracted by petting, and the sort that probably wouldn't like being stabbed very much. That sort of thing.